Percussion Kits

It was a dark and rainy night, characterised in the main by darkness and rain. All that could be heard for miles around was the soft ‘woo-ing’ of an owl. And a tramp. The summer was drawing to a close, and all little freaks wizards had just started arrived back to Hogwarts after three months of frollicks, home-made lemonade, and scabrous bullying at the hands of the ‘normals’.

Harry looked out of the window his new window, gazing out upon a new view of the school grounds that he’d never really appreciated before. The top of the Spells’n’Shit classroom looked a bit like a knob, he thought to himself.

Then everyone died.
i copied this from the web because it made me laugh but as there are a few people with no sense of humour.....
hagrid dies, hermi dies, snapes still bad and harry kills voldemort
fresh from a hackers mouth